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from the man responsible for every movie yourgirlfriend tried to drag you to comes the film responsible for every bad movieabout a dozen famous people falling in love on a popular holiday... love actually this holiday season, prepare for the ultimateromantic comedy that's not very romantic or funny or relevant to the holiday season. "they've been giving out parts in the nativityplay!"

"and i'm the lobster!" "in the nativity play?" but don't worry: sit through it and youstill might get laid. follow along on this pulp fiction for girls, stuffed with eight different plot-lines thatare creepy and depressing when you actually stop to think about them, like... a man getting over the death of his wife byhelping his kid seduce a girl with the same name as his dead mom, "her name's joanna?"

"same as mom." a woman who ends up alone with her unstablebrother instead of her hot available coworker "don't do that, my darling." this guy who's trying to bang his best friend'swife... wait, is that rick? "do you think carl knows?" "caaaaaarl!" "carl!" a man who will throw away his loving wifeand children to buy a

necklace for this walking vagina, "full of dark corners for doing dark deeds." a powerful older man who fires his subordinatefor being distractingly hot, a powerful older man whose wife cheats onhim... so he seduces his young hot subordinate whodoesn't even speak english, and these two uncomfortable stand-ins on thehighest budget porno of all time. experience what boils down to a supercut ofevery rom-com cliche in the book, like the last minute airport dash, "sam?"

"i thought you didn't know my name." awkward meet cutes, "it's junction 13. that's just murder, isn'tit - total gridlock this morning." making out behind the curtain and gettingdiscovered, singing in public, "good king wenceslas looked out." adorable children, "i'm in love." over the top gestures,

"all you need is love!" and hugh f***ing grant. so this christmas, catch one of the most subversivechick flicks of all time that's aimed at a female audience but tells them the ideal woman brings youfood, "these are... for you." "banoffee pie." isn't fat, "the chubby girl?"

"he said i was gettin' fat." "come on later, plumpy." "i think there's a pretty sizable assthere, yes. huge thighs." and shows you her boobs. thanks, bro! starring... all these people you likes better in otherthings. rick. for real! i'm telling you, that's totallyrick. bilbo baggins from the hobbit

qui-gon jinn hans gruber davy jones kim bauer professor trelawney liz shaw from doctor who nadia from american pie betty draper xerxes

carmen from starship troopers bad santa oh of course mr. bean's in it jojen reed elizabeth from pirates of the caribbean and the voice of marceline on adventure time wow. all that's missing is someone frombreaking bad... oh sh*t! it's the grey matter guy from breaking bad!

bingo! i have bingo! sh*t actually "this is sh*t, isn't it?" "yup! solid gold sh*t, maestro!" exactly.