house design japanese style

are you move to japan? do you know how to set up your apatomento? watch this easy guide, and i'll tell you how! stupid foreigner can't even use a f*cking bathroom what? welcome to your new japanese bathroom! your bathroom may look like this. or, if you're poor person your tub, sink, and toilet will be all in same room.

why is there a mirror in here?won't it just get foggy? ha ha gaijin-san buy kumoridome sponji and use on clean mirror. now when mirror is foggy, just splash with water. congraturation now you see body while you shower! nebamindo. do not use sponji. now you're in japan.

when you finish shower, you go in tub to relax. i don't need to use the tub. they get really dirty and it's really hard to scrub clean. only barbarian bathe in dirty tub in japan we clean tub ebery. naito. every night?! payattention firsto. spray the tub with water.

secando. spray with cleaner! sirdo. scrub with sponji on stick and rinse off! you do this every night? yes. here in japan we do this ebery. naito. it take 30 secando and you willnever have to clean your tub again.

and you can sit in clean water instead of bathing with dead skin and oiru you white pig. okay... once your tub is clean put the stoppa in, set your water heighto, and temperature and you can fill the tub now.

or wait until later and use your remote panel in kitchin to start filling the tub. "filling with hot water now!" why are there slits on the side? won't stuff go down it and make it dirty under the tub? don't you think we planned for that? if your tub is designed like this, you can take off the front panel to access insidefor cleaning. thank you for asking!

japan is having many earthquake. you must prevent your furniture from fall and killing you. we have many producto to make your apato safe. for your tall furniture we have tension rods. simply stretch them to ceiling and tighten. for heavy objecto that too short for poru, we have bery sticky pado. it's bery, bery sticky. put under things like refrigerator

and your precious tv. now in earthquake your things be less broken and you have less chance to die. too bad. ooh, i love tatami! it's so pretty! stupido forinaa do you even know how mendokusai is tatami?! tatami is made of dry igusa, which is like straw. many apato still have tatami.we use as bedroom.

before you lay bed on tatami, you must lay moisture sheet to prevent mold growing. it's so delicate. you must never walk on top with shoes, put heavy furniture, or spill, or it become destroy if you spill on tatami like soy sauce or cohee,

you must immediately absorb with flourto prevent staining. then, vacuum! it's bery effective. step 2. hide stain by turning tatami upside down. step 3. give up. you ruin tatami forever. now you know basic apato set up.

in next guido, i will teach you helpful producto for kitchin. where are you going?!bring it back! it's gonna get stuck to your mouth. why are you licking it?!eww! he's licking it! i have to use that! okay. stay. ow.

this is not how the real earthquake goes. you don't fall down like that. how many times do i have to do this? it hurts! watch this easy guido, and i will tell you how. i'll tell you how. i'll tell you how! i'll tell you how? i honestly cannot tell the difference so i don't know. i'll tell you how.

higher. yeah.

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